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Friday, December 29, 2006

A Very Happy New Year to YOU All !!!

Wishes for you…

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your gynecologist, your plumber and the IRS.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour in less than an hour, and when you get there may you find a parking space.

May Sunday evening, December 31, find you seated around the dinner table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends, ushering in the new year ahead. You will find the food better, the environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more fulfilling than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.

May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has not come to an end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not fallen.

May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you delight them.

May someone love you enough to forgive your faults, be blind to your blemishes, and tell the world about your virtues.

May the telemarketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish dinner, and may your check book and your budget balance and may they include generous amounts for charity.

May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your spouse, your child, your parents, your friends; but not to your secretary, your nurse, your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.

May we live as God intended, in a world at peace and the awareness of His love in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every baby's smile, every lover's kiss, and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our heart.

A Very Happy New Year to YOU !!!!

Friday, December 15, 2006

If You Want To Be Happy, Be.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.
~Edith Wharton

Happiness is excitement that has found a settling down place.
But there is always a little corner that keeps flapping around.
~E.L. Konigsburg

What a wonderful life I've had!
I only wish I'd realized it sooner.
~Colette

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance; the wise grows it under his feet.
~James Openheim

"Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think.
Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do,
there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.
~A.A. Milne

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness.
Poverty and wealth have both failed.
~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and after that, to enjoy it.
Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
~Logan Pearsall Smith, Afterthoughts, 1931

Pleasure is spread through the earth.
In stray gifts to be claimed by whoever shall find.
~William Wordsworth, 1806

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
~Nathaniel Hawthorne

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.
~Abraham Lincoln

Happiness is a form of courage.
~Holbrook Jackson

We tend to forget that happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have, but rather of recognizing and appreciating what we do have.
~Frederick Keonig

If You Want To Be Happy, Be.
~Leo Tolstoy

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.
~Norm Papernick

Friday, December 08, 2006

Love.... Laugh....

A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergmen

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.
-Rabrindranath Tagore

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
-Mark Twain

Thou art to me a delicious torment.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
- Mother Teresa

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-Woody Allen

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"
-Freud

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
-Woody Allen


An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie


Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein


You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
- Melanie Clark