A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs

A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing...

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked. (Kimberley Broyles)

A disbelief in God does not result in a belief in nothing; disbelief in God usually results in a belief in anything..

“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...”Sir Norman Wisdom“

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.” Edgar Watson Howe

“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”Doug Larson

“A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!”Eric Bolton

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”Erno Philips

“ I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.”Robert Paul

“ We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”Phyllis Diller

“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”Victor Borge

“Start every day with a smile and get it over with.”W.C. Fields

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”Will Rogers

“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.”Mickey Rooney

“Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison.”Tim Allen

“If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks.”Rita Rudner

“I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”Woody Allen

“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”Erica Jong

“Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive.”Elbert Hubbard

“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”Wendell Johnson

“In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.”Joey Adams

“I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.”Henry Youngman“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?”Benny Hill

Found at last

I've always looked for a little space, exclusively mine.....to breathe peacefully and spill out my thoughts. I guess, i've found it at last, here...on the web and the best part is that I might make a lot of friends here...without any intrusion to my privacy. Thanks to Blogger!