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Friday, December 08, 2006

Love.... Laugh....

A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.
- Ingrid Bergmen

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.
-Rabrindranath Tagore

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
-Mark Twain

Thou art to me a delicious torment.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
- Mother Teresa

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-Woody Allen

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What... does a woman want?"
-Freud

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
-Woody Allen


An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie


Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein


You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
- Melanie Clark

1 comments:

Priyankari said...

Nice humorous ones! Enjoyed greatly!