Kissing A Fool ...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

- Chris Rock

Any fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius--and a lot of courage--to move in the opposite direction.

- Albert Einstein


Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl

- Bruce Raeburn.


In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him.

- Dereke Bruce


If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late.

- Henny Youngman


I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them

- Jane Austen


When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.

- Mae West (1892-1980)


Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience:this is the ideal life.

- Mark Twain


The clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

- Mark Twain


Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

- Oscar Wilde


Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.

- Richard Feynman


We had gay robbers last night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

- Robin Williams


I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers